Tuesday, 26 October 2010

TechnoTRONic

Tron's awesome. Hell, even just saying the word "Tron" in everyday conversation is the cat's ass. Example:

Roommate: "Hey, did you take out the trash?"

Randy Andy: "Well, as Sark in Tron would say, "Acknowledged, Master Control'."

Damn rights.

So of course when Disney finally got to the long-awaited sequel, Tron: Legacy, I shat neon in my pants and started pining for lightcycles again.

The news got even better today when I found out that my fave French techno duo, Daft Punk, were doing the soundtrack.

Even though the soundtrack isn't released until December, their first track "Derezzed" is featured in this mash-up trailer with Flynn's son getting his pixelated ass beat and hot sprites dressing him down.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Happily Ever Fatter


I can let Disney get away with a lot. Blatant racism, Nazi love, that heinous bitch Daisy Duck... but beautiful and skinny jailbait princesses? Hellz no. Why Americans decide to depict their female characters as a size 4 is beyond me.

Luckily, Ally Bellissomo over at Creepy Miranda has remedied this problem and drawn up your favorite Disney princesses as they would appear in modern America: large and in charge.

Oh Belle, I'm betting the Beast would've chosen death over doing the horizontal monster mash with you. And Cinderella? The glass slipper might fit but I doubt Prince Charming was expecting that.
Visit Creepy Miranda to for more Disney chubby chasing.

Monday, 4 October 2010

Wiinappropriate

Safe sex has delved into even more disturbing and technologically-advanced lows.

Mojowijo has entered its beta testing this month with a Wii remote accessory that was just bound to take advantage of the vibration feature eventually.

According to their website, Mojowijo "transforms your Nintendo Wii remote control into a next generation body stimulation device. The premise is simple. The motions of one device are transformed into vibrations in the other. Literally allowing you to 'share the mojo' with anyone, anywhere in the world."

They also suggest that you can mojowijo with someone in the same room, over the internet, or if you can't even land a weird shut-in online, all by yourself!

I was going to try and concoct some cutesy, innocent rationale for owning this but it's pretty self-explanatory. Landing in stores for the holidays, you too can get your rocks off with the power of Wii.

Or at least get than kink out of your neck.