"No man can live on crimefighting alone." -Adam West, BatmanAlthough capes and cowls aren't known for their mad dance skills, Batman once bucked the trends with the dance craze known as the Batusi. Although it was just a pun on the Watusi from the 1960s, watching a pot-bellied Batman pull these moves surrounded by gogo girls is something no man, woman, or child should go without seeing.
You can watch a clip here buuuuuut if it seems too complicated, I've compiled a handy how-to guide.
- First take your index finger and middle finger and make a peace sign. Then turn your hands with the fingers still in place so that the front of your hand is facing your face. Now draw the positioned fingers on the right hand across your eyes, with the eyes in between the positioned fingers. This should be done with the left hand at the same time as the right hand is doing it (see picture above).
- Now shake your ass a bit. Oh, and do some other weird shit with your arms while shaking said ass. Only for five (5) seconds, however. Otherwise you'll look douchetarded.
- Suggestively rub your hands down your spandexed body until you reach mid-hips.
- Lastly, grab both sides of your cape and twirl for another five (5) seconds. Oh yeah, you'll need a cape to do this... I shoulda mentioned that...
If you're still not comfortable with this, just bust out Beyonce's Shoulda Put a Ring on It and you'll safely remain the hero at any party.